2. During conversations with my sister and our hosts tonight, we decided that what I should really be doing is hiring myself out as a wedding dramaturg.
3. If you do not think the following picture of my cousin’s kitten Rufus and my aunt’s Aussie shepherd (I think that’s Xena?) is the cutest thing then I have serious doubts about your humanity:
4. A joke:
Interrupting totally uncalled for.
Interrupting totally uncalled f–
*SMACK ON THE ARM* *FLEE THE SCENE*